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Several manufacturers have announced new toys that will be available from April 1st. There are some very interesting products to choose from that have probably never been seen in this form before …

Lovense (see picture above) starts with the Wasabi lubricant. In the words of the manufacturer: “Do you feel like your life needs a little excitement? Lovense is introducing Wasabi flavored lube on April 1st to spice up your adventures!” For Lush & Co., this April product is apparently intended to provide that extra special heat and spice.

But other manufacturers are also very creative at this time of year:

On the same date, Fun Factory is presenting a truly extraordinary bicycle saddle: “The launch of the latest masterpiece RYDE 2.0”. This “ground-breaking bicycle saddle” will be available to order from April 1st and will “change the riding experience for cyclists worldwide”. The German manufacturer not only wants to “improve the comfort and performance of cycling, but also reduce the environmental impact of traffic by combining unique ergonomic features with the popular FUN design, encouraging people to cycle more often and thus actively contribute to environmental protection.”

And it continues: “The bicycle saddle is the result of months of research and development that focused on the needs of cyclists, especially their pelvic floor.”

Lovense is even going one better with a second product, also on April 1st: “We are launching the world’s first biotech-powered sex toy – the Wormhole Sleeve! This now combines biotechnology with sex technology. The world’s first biotech-powered sleeve is now on the market! It can recognize your needs and provide the best stimulation for you. All you have to do is lie down, free your hands and experience the pleasure of bio-sex technology for a truly luscious sensation.”

At the end of the announcement, however, the not-so-serious background is resolved: “In keeping with its innovative spirit, Lovense will make consumers laugh with a series of unexpected surprises on this April Fools’ Day and try to spread joy on this special occasion.”